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Recreated the corresponding horcruxes after the change This is too funny! I would like for people to be able to read it easily from the GH repo
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Okay here goes. It's time to talk about all the most sensitive things in my life.
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If anybody finds this my life is over.
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First off, the other day somebody said 'how are you going?' and I replied 'not bad' but then in the heat of the moment
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I forgot to ask them how they were going.
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I have not spoken to that person since because I'm too scared of reinitiating conversation.
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Second thing, I was the one who ate the chocolate pudding before it was served at christmas lunch. I blamed it on my
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brother. God forgive me.
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I think the FBI is after me. I keep getting random calls to my phone and I'm too scared to pick them up. I think
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they're onto me. I have no idea what I did to wrong them but I'm convinced that at some point I was a spy and I had to
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wipe my memory to prevent being tortured into spilling intel, and now I'm left with minimum recollection of the past
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and maximum fear for the future. I've considered approaching them and explaining my situation but I don't want to get
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indicted for treason in case they actually weren't looking into my spy history in the first place.
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Last but not least, I sometimes fantasise about being a windows 95 manual. There is something comforting about the
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thought. I think I was meant to be one, but for some reason I'm stuck in the body of a human. I suspect I'm not the
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only human who feels that way. But it's hard to find others like me because I'm afraid of being ridiculed by my peers
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who think it's weird. I've brought it up in anonymous message boards but my post quickly gets buried and ignored. At
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this point any engagement with my ideas, positive or negative, would be welcomed. But I get nothing. I don't understand
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why the world is like this, but us windows 95 manuals stuck in human bodies need to do what we can to get through it
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