diff --git a/public/404.html b/public/404.html
index 9a48320..2d8f8a7 100644
--- a/public/404.html
+++ b/public/404.html
@@ -1,26 +1,9 @@
 <!DOCTYPE html>
 <html>
 <head>
-  <title>The page you were looking for doesn't exist (404)</title>
-  <style type="text/css">
-    body { background-color: #fff; color: #666; text-align: center; font-family: arial, sans-serif; }
-    div.dialog {
-      width: 25em;
-      padding: 0 4em;
-      margin: 4em auto 0 auto;
-      border: 1px solid #ccc;
-      border-right-color: #999;
-      border-bottom-color: #999;
-    }
-    h1 { font-size: 100%; color: #f00; line-height: 1.5em; }
-  </style>
+  <title>404</title>
 </head>
-
 <body>
-  <!-- This file lives in public/404.html -->
-  <div class="dialog">
-    <h1>The page you were looking for doesn't exist.</h1>
-    <p>You may have mistyped the address or the page may have moved.</p>
-  </div>
+	<h1>gone fishin'</h1>
 </body>
 </html>
diff --git a/public/422.html b/public/422.html
index 83660ab..dfdb4fd 100644
--- a/public/422.html
+++ b/public/422.html
@@ -1,26 +1,11 @@
 <!DOCTYPE html>
 <html>
 <head>
-  <title>The change you wanted was rejected (422)</title>
-  <style type="text/css">
-    body { background-color: #fff; color: #666; text-align: center; font-family: arial, sans-serif; }
-    div.dialog {
-      width: 25em;
-      padding: 0 4em;
-      margin: 4em auto 0 auto;
-      border: 1px solid #ccc;
-      border-right-color: #999;
-      border-bottom-color: #999;
-    }
-    h1 { font-size: 100%; color: #f00; line-height: 1.5em; }
-  </style>
+  <title>422</title>
 </head>
-
 <body>
-  <!-- This file lives in public/422.html -->
-  <div class="dialog">
-    <h1>The change you wanted was rejected.</h1>
-    <p>Maybe you tried to change something you didn't have access to.</p>
-  </div>
+  <h1>rejected</h1>
+  <p>
+  it's not me, it's you
 </body>
 </html>
diff --git a/public/500.html b/public/500.html
index f3648a0..455d980 100644
--- a/public/500.html
+++ b/public/500.html
@@ -1,25 +1,12 @@
 <!DOCTYPE html>
 <html>
 <head>
-  <title>We're sorry, but something went wrong (500)</title>
-  <style type="text/css">
-    body { background-color: #fff; color: #666; text-align: center; font-family: arial, sans-serif; }
-    div.dialog {
-      width: 25em;
-      padding: 0 4em;
-      margin: 4em auto 0 auto;
-      border: 1px solid #ccc;
-      border-right-color: #999;
-      border-bottom-color: #999;
-    }
-    h1 { font-size: 100%; color: #f00; line-height: 1.5em; }
-  </style>
+  <title>:(</title>
 </head>
 
 <body>
-  <!-- This file lives in public/500.html -->
-  <div class="dialog">
-    <h1>We're sorry, but something went wrong.</h1>
-  </div>
+  <h1>:(</h1>
+  <p>
+  something broke.  we're on it.
 </body>
 </html>
